Have you ever been in jail, or other serious trouble?

Thankfully, no. I have never been arrested, and other than getting the wrong end of a financial situation, I've never even been in court.

Now, have I ever been in serious trouble? Guess it depends on your definition of 'trouble'.

CJ

If you had your very own super-awesome tricked out vehicle... what would it look like?


Well, I think practically every one that knows me knows I'm not very fond of driving, period...so if it was up to me? The damn thing would be padded. Inside and out. And with big, noisy, clangy claxton type things, so no one could miss me coming.

On a more serious note? I'd rather have something small and uber-gas efficient. I don't need bells and whistles; I don't need gadgets. A radio would be nice, maybe a CD player. At the outside, cruise control, AC, and one of those GPS type thingies, but given how bad I am with technology...well.

CJ, autophobe.

What animal would you change into if you could do so at whim?

Mmm. Good question...I don't know. Probably something strange and composite. I'm always partial to things with long, snakey necks, wings, tails, talons, claws, fangs, but maybe not scales. Maybe more like...really fine Italian leather...you know. A little stretchy. Maybe purple and black. More black, really...with delicate purple highlights.

Uh. Where was I?

CJ

What sexual kink have you always wanted to try (or... try again? muahahahaha)

Mmmm. Given I've TRIED a lot of my kinks already, that's actually a rather hard question. I suppose in a way, my problem is that I have no KINKS perse, if by kink you mean a paraphilia. And I got a LOT of stuff out of my system as a younger man...alas, much of it before I met my current DSO. I have to say that much of what people call kinky, I don't...or it was fun once, and that was about it ;)

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