Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirate's life for me.

I loved it. Yeah, it was long, the plot was convoluted, and you had to keep track of at least 4 ships at a time...but I loved it all the same. I admit, Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow rendition was a LITTLE old by the third go...at least until the shipwrecked scene. That was pure, classic Depp-as-weirdo. Loved it!

Loved Bloom and Knightly (finally) as they seemed to GROW into their characters at last.

Let's see. Eye candy was delicious. And it was the second ocular-nasal tenticle rape I saw in 24 hours (saw a movie called Octopus last night on the Sci-Fi channel...don't ask).

It had Chinese pirates, French pirates, Shangi-Hai pirates, Spanish pirates, Arabic pirates, African pirates...and Keith Richards as pop. And at one point, everyone on the Black Pearl had crabs. It was lovely. I'm still on cloud nine.

So...uh. Like you wouldn't expect this.

15 tenticles up!

CJ